Gameplanning Stomatologbashi

by Joshua Foust on 2/15/2007 · 10 comments

Even though he might not be the most powerful dentist in the world (I’d wager that honor belongs to Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad) As the world’s most powerful dentist, Gurbanguly Berdimuhammedov still wields enormous influence, mostly because of how much natural gas he sits on as the new dictator of Turkmenistan. Last month I was writing that there needs to be a big diplomatic drive to split Turkmenistan away from Russia, as Niyazov’s death represented an enormous opportunity to reshape energy politics in both Europe and Asia. I was intentionally vague on specifics, because a lot will be determined by how Berdimuhammedov plays his first few weeks in office, and what Russia, China, Iran, and Turkey all do. ISN Security Watch, however, relates some interesting ideas.

However, he said, as for the 25-year agreement with Gazprom, “[….] there have been examples when such agreements were nullified” in what would free Turkmenistan ‘s hands in building new export routes.

Turkmenistan, which sells it gas to Gazprom at US$100 per 1,000 cubic meters, has already had experience in arguing with Russia over energy. The country cut exports to Russia by 13 times in 1998 during a gas export dispute, according to Adzhar Kurtov, an expert with the Azia Analitika Foundation.

US has already made overtures to the new leader. Evan Feigenbaum, deputy assistant secretary of state for South and Central Asian affairs, met with Turkmen Foreign Minister Rashid Meredov and others during a four-day visit that ended in late January, discussing issues including trade, democracy, human rights and security cooperation.

The EU has also expressed interest. German Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier whose country currently holds the EU’s rotating presidency – said after touring the region in December that Central Asia had an “urgent desire” for a EU role.

China, the US and the EU are keen on seeing Turkmenistan diversify its exports by building pipelines via Kazakhstan and the Caspian Sea, respectively, but so far no progress has been made to those ends.

It could be possible to arrange a joint US/EU/China consortium for Turkmen gas, cutting Russia out and giving the rest, which all need cheap gas far more than Russia does, a much better deal. Local LNG prices matter since there is no global market for gas, as there is with oil—partially because of how late gas is to the energy game, partially because storing and transporting LNG is so expensive, prices are determined by local extraction cost, not the global cost. (This is, coincidentally, why rumors of Russia forming a gas cartel with countries like Iran was so worrisome).

Sorry for being so obviously America-centric here, but these initial steps are good ones. American engagement might also provide some incentives for Berdimuhammedov to follow through on some of his promises of reform—a more distant hope, to be sure, but not impossible. And it’s nice to see the possibility, however remote, of positive change in the region.


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{ 10 comments }

Nick February 16, 2007 at 5:13 am

I assume Stomatologbashi would have a professional interest in rescinding his predecessor’s ban on gold fillings …

Mark February 16, 2007 at 5:58 am

I thought Bashar al-Assad was an optician. Maybe Berdimuhammedov is the most powerful dentist after all…

Joshua Foust February 16, 2007 at 6:14 am

Uh-oh. I’ve been able to find blogs claiming he is a dentist, and blogs claiming he is an optometrist. I may have to eat crow.

And here I thought I was being really clever!

Mark February 16, 2007 at 9:59 am

Well – the question of who is the most powerful dentist in the world remains a good one, though. The list of dentists at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dentists should probably settle the issue: I can’t see anyone more powerful than Stomatologbashi there….

I once read that the Albanian secret service kidnapped a dentist who looked exactly like Enver Hoxha and used him as a body double including in political meetings. Don’t suppose the dentist concerned felt very empowered by the experience, though.

(For what it’s worth, Wikipedia also reckons that Bashar studied medicine in Damascus and opthalmology in London.)

Nathan February 16, 2007 at 10:05 am

According to his Al Jazeera profile and his Wikipedia page, he’s an opthamologist.

Joshua Foust February 16, 2007 at 10:08 am

Yeah, the blogs where al-Assad was called a dentist are all old.

I officially withdraw my dentist humor, and support your claim that Gurbanguly is the world’s most powerful dentist. Sloppy research on my part, guys. Sorry.

Nathan February 16, 2007 at 11:53 am

No worries. I was going to pressure my dad into buying a large portrait of one or the other for the waiting room in his office. Glad to know it’s the one who looks more like Lou Costello.

Mark (Dad) February 16, 2007 at 4:45 pm

I’m Nathan’s dad and a dentist. Goldfillings are usually less profitable than the porcelian restorations Turkmenbashi preferred, so the rule probably won’t change.

Nathan, I have a birthday coming up!

Nick February 17, 2007 at 4:09 am

Gosh! Thanks.

upyernoz February 19, 2007 at 10:26 am

argh, i came too late. as others pointed out, bashar al-assad is an ophthalmologist

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