Finally, someone remembered the Jews and Freemasons!

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by Noah Tucker on 1/20/2011 · 9 comments

In the ever expanding saga of people to blame for all of Kyrgyzstan’s problems this week, finally somebody just got right to the point.

Really, how long can you have a good conspiracy without the Jews and the Freemasons?! Working together… as they naturally do, throughout the ages, to oppress the peoples of Central Asia!?

As if sensing that this was all getting too complicated to keep up with, this week’s edition of El Sozu (The People’s Word) has made it a lot easier to wrap your head around.

[Note that this article is in Russian (not Kyrgyz) and given how well it matches up with popular Russian far-right anti-Semitism, it shouldn’t be taken as representative of or unique to Kyrgyz media].

That said, take a deep breath, and maybe put on some goggles:

The Jews, who long ago mastered the scientifically-founded and historically-proven methods of genocide against peoples they don’t like, have begun to use them against the Kyrgyz. After successfully wiping out entire peoples, [the Jews] succeeded in becoming the masters of their land and all their riches. For example: having destroyed the Native Americans, they turned themselves into the American people….

Today in Kyrgyzstan, with the help of traitorous Kyrgyz agents, the American CIA has installed a fascist-sadist democracy in Kyrgyzstan, that is, American-style democracy, headed by the Freemason Roza Otunbaeva. This regime has openly embarked on a course of genocide of the Kyrygz people and other ethnicities of Kyrgyzstan, which they are accomplishing via a variety of methods.

Okay, you get the idea. After typing that out, I don’t know whether to laugh or go wash my hands for an hour.

The rest of article lays out the master plan for eradicating the Kyrgyz people and then settling on their pristine, heavenly natural lands. It’s quite simple, really: you see, the Jewish/Freemason/CIA cabal is currently building a biological laboratory in the middle of a park in Bishkek. In this laboratory the crafty Jewish scientists will invent a special disease that they will infect a rat with, and then release this rat into the city of Bishkek. Everyone in Bishkek will die of the horrible disease, then all the Jews, who have already at this very date manufactured 2 million false Kyrgyzstani passports for themselves as part of this heinous plan, will simply move to Kyrgyzstan, burn all the dead bodies, disinfect everything, and then freely avail themselves of all of Kyrgyzstan’s pristine natural beauty. [Just like they did to the Native Americans, this is key here].

I don’t know who owns El Sozu, or how unusual articles like this are exactly in the Kyrgyzstani press. An article of this kind in Alibi from June was flagged by a number of media critics. However, the El Sozu website linked above advertises that they take “orders” for articles [po-zakazu] similar to the way they sell ad space.This article may very well be a plant from anyone born without a conscience in terms of what they are willing to do to smear their political opponents or sow mistrust and “seeds of doubt” in the population.

Regardless of the source, someone made a decision to print it–which makes the paper culpable for that much at least. More to the point, although this is an extreme example, it’s only one of a long list of articles I’ve come across in the past few months brimming with disgusting and hateful slander against one ethnic group or another. It goes without saying that these are troubling signs, making it all that much easier for ambitious politicians or manipulative elites to convince ordinary people that their real enemies are right next door…


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Noah Tucker is managing editor at Registan.net and an associate at George Washington University's Elliot School of International Affairs Central Asia Program. Noah is a researcher and consultant for NGO, academic and government clients on Central Asian society and culture. He has worked on Central Asian issues since 2002--specializing in religion, national identity, ethnic conflict and social media--and received an MA from Harvard in Russian, E. European and Central Asian Studies in 2008. He has spent four and half years in the region, primarily in Uzbekistan, and returned most recently for fieldwork in Southern Kyrgyzstan in the summers of 2011 and 2012.

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Noah Tucker January 20, 2011 at 8:02 pm

I forgot to say that credit goes to the founding one himself, his editorness Nathan Hamm, etc. etc. etc., for finding this article.

Dilshod January 20, 2011 at 9:40 pm

At the end of the day, when they’ll do what they want to , (like burn few houses and kill few dozens, hundreds of people), they’ll say they were provoked by their very victmis.

Dan January 20, 2011 at 10:08 pm

Great find. The source article aced my long-standing test for parsing ex-Soviet conspiracy-mongering: It became more thought-provoking and no less informative after substituting each instance of “Jews” with “midget wrestlers.” Seriously, try it.

Ari January 20, 2011 at 11:48 pm

Yeah, but do you have any proof the Jews *aren’t* up to this?

Noah January 21, 2011 at 10:51 am

Ah… prove that it doesn’t exist! Your knowledge of the force is strong. The next one is always: my neighbor’s brother’s sister-law has a friend whose sends was doing some work at a synagogue, and they totally saw a bunch of boxes that said “Kyrgyzstani passports” on them and they were handing them out to everyone and one of the double agenst was there, who looked Asian or something, so they totally must have been Kyrgyz.

Noah January 21, 2011 at 11:19 am

“whose sends”=whose friend, srry.

upyernoz January 21, 2011 at 2:29 pm

and my question is: if the jews are behind all of this, why wasn’t i invited? i had a bar mitzvah and everything! so why can’t i secretly be behind kyrgyzstan’s problems?

i am tired of being left out of all these conspiracies. i mean, i keep reading that the jews control the banking system, so why do i keep having to pay these ridiculous “foreign transation fees”?!?!?!

Noa January 23, 2011 at 7:48 pm

@Upyernoz
I was thinking the EXACT same thing! If we rule the world with all our lobbies, the banking systems, the media, are behind 9/11, wikileaks, tsunamis (yeah with our nuclear weaponry we can blow continental plates apart)… WHERE are my beautiful male slaves? I need a massage **clap clap**
I feel tension in my shoulders from all the antisemitism lately…

Noah Tucker January 24, 2011 at 10:42 am

Just to be clear, this comment is from another “Noa,” not the author.

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