A Living Legend

by Joshua Foust on 4/5/2011 · 2 comments

“For four hours on Wednesday night,” Miriam Elder writes, “Mikhail Gorbachev was referred to, alternately, as: God, Moses, The Man Who Set Rock and Roll Free, and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s hero.”

What follows is a truly surreal account of the last Soviet Premier’s 80th birthdayᰬnot in Moscow, where one would think of celebrating a Russian head of state, but in London. The guest list included emcees Kevin Spacey and Sharon Stone (both renown for their expertise in and love of Russia, I guess?), and the 80s German band Scorpion, which apparently did not rock Gorbachev like a hurricane. The sheer inappropriateness of the event—lauds from Clinton, Sting, Bono, and Arnold Schwarzenegger, along with a weeping Ted Turner—seems to have not fazed any of the attendees at all.

“Let us meet again,” Elder quotes Gorbachev saying on Wednesday. “Not in this grand hall, but in a simple square in some village. My biggest happiness is speaking with people.” At the end of the night, she writes, he got into a limousine with a hot pink interior and drove away. It’s almost too perfect: the last of the Soviet leaders, reviled at home, beloved in the West, liberally wrapped in what could only be called Capitalist Excess(tm). I weep at the jokes available. Instead, here is the greatest music video ever made, featuring one Mikhail Gorbachev.

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Nathan April 5, 2011 at 12:05 pm

One can only wonder where Charlie Sheen comes down on the legacy of Gorbachev.

Don Anderson April 5, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Oh my God….Please pass Miriam Elder my regards. Well written, and Oh My God S u r r e a l….Ted Turner, Anka and ….?

Back to non complex Afghans, this is one I will not be able to explain to anyone at all. Thanks Joshua

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