A Russian astrologist who says NASA has altered her horoscope by crashing a spacecraft into a comet is suing the U.S. space agency for damages of $300 million, local media has reported.
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“It is obvious that elements of the comet’s orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope,” the Izvestia daily quoted astrologist Marina Bai as saying in legal documents submitted before Monday’s collision.
Next time there’s a solar flare, I’m totally going to sue the sun.
UPDATE: Then there’s this one:
The dean said that security were especially suspicious of the applicant’s breasts that were of “incomparable proportions”. They thought that cheat notes could be hidden inside her clothing. However, it turned out that the breasts were fake.
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Looks like everyone loves Mosnews – I noticed that the well-endowed cross dressing cheater story has made it onto the BBC news website this morning.
MosNews rulez!