Christian Bleuer has broken his usual abstinence from criticizing the rampant idiocy in American punditry to talk about Robert Kaplan’s latest article on Afghanistan. It defies excerption, so go read his post. I’ll reference Tom Bissell and say it is Klassic Kaplan©. But don’t let that stop Jules Crittenden from declaring Afghanistan “easy” as a result, or the good people at SWJ linking to both like they’re evidence of informed thinking.
A previous discussion of Kaplan’s sad excuse for analysis can be found here, and here.

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Glad you guys are on this — now I can stop scrambling for your email address.
I read the piece yesterday, thinking all the while 1) “why the hell is SWJ linking to this?” and 2) “there’s a lot to criticize about this, but Christian and/or Joshua will do a hell of a lot better job of it.”
After checking Bissell’s review I must give credit to Kaplan’s work on the Uzbeks. This line will stand as one of the greatest worst quotes ever regarding Central Asia: “Could these be pre-Byzantine Turks?”
Christian, I bought that damned book just to savor how truly bad that whole section is. Kaplan is terrible. He describes the fantasy world in his head and names it fact. (Is it any surprise that a guy whose whole career is based on a prediction of ABSOLUTE ANARCHY, I MEAN I’M SERIOUS, IT’S GONNA BE THE GODDAMNED THUNDERDOME UP IN HERE!!!11!!!!1!1!! sees seething ethnic warfare about to break out everywhere?) Its depressing that the bookstore for the school where we work has a whole shelf of his garbage. And with this article, I don’t even know why he bothered going to Afghanistan to write it. I guess having the Kandahar byline communicates “not necessarily just another ‘hey the author read the source docs for the wikipedia entry’ column.”
By the way, I will always think highly of Tom for that review of Kaplan. Really, go buy Tom’s books as a gesture of thanks.
Chris, SWJ linked to it because a lot of what they do is link to crap.
Because occasionally arguing about Kaplan is good for the soul, it continues here.